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Uh excuse me but where the fuck would this fit in
I just love how the rest of them have perfectly ordinary crosses, and then Wales is like “fuck you let’s put a motherfucking dragon on here”
I think it’d look pretty badass.
Dear everyone in the #Moffat Hate tag
The use of “#dont you think he looks tired” is inspired and ilu for it.
"Understand that the primary goal is *not* to have fun"
Today I somehow found my way into this article about using your office holiday party for career purposes and I have legitimately never been more horrified in my life.
I am going to print it out and laminate it and take it to future job interviews to ask people ‘on a scale of 1-10, how well would this work at your company?’ and if the answer is anything higher than minus 46 i am jumping out the window and running for the hills
Ours is tomorrow. If last year is anything to go by, I will be crawling home around 2.30am having packed off my supervisior and my training manager in taxis, and making sure that the drunk receptionists aren’t yelling stupid shit up and down Westgate again.
Oh, and I’ll probably come home with more money then I went out with because aforementioned supervisor and training manager know I’m flat-ass broke and don’t let me pay for ANYTHING. I’m still not sure which one slipped the tenner in my bag last year.
I was the soberest person at that time and I stopped counting after I got through the first bottle of wine. We did start at 5pm tho.
The 99 percent v. 1 percent distinction is so 2011. The new hotness is the 99.99 percent versus the 0.01 percent.
Sure, the bottom 99 percent of the top 1 percent did pretty damn well in the last decade; those in the top 1 percent but not the top 0.5 percent saw average family incomes rise by 11.3 percent. But the top 0.01 percent really made bank, earning about 76.2 percent more in 2012 than they did in 2002. And that’s an conservative figure, considering the numbers above don’t take into account capital gains income.
What about the rest of us? Well, we saw average family incomes fall by 10.7 percent. All the economic growth of the last decade was hoarded by a small minority of Americans.